RAMADAM 2008

Peace and Blessings to all this Ramadam.

©SKC

Cadbury Creme Eggs, Christmas Cadbury Creme Eggs!

Flipping heck! That's it! All down hill from here folks! The final Bank Holiday before Christmas. Can you believe it? I mean time really does fly by. Don't take my word for it. Even teenagers & early 20 somethings are noticing it. Now I am not implying for one moment that time has actually increased. Maybe our fuller lives are creating the illusion of time accelerating away. But boy, it really does seem that way. One minute it's christmas, the next Cadbury creme eggs are wheeled out, then ya on the beach soaking the rays, dressing the kids up as skeletons and violating the neighbors peace and then it's christmas again.

I always feel right fed up at this time of year. I love spring when things come alive and the trees begin to blossom. The nights get lighter and warmer (well in any other country on earth but the UK) and everything is well. I like the dry cold winter nights but these days it just always so dam wet and dark. Maybe that's why people feel the time is going by. There is just no correlation between the seasons as they seem to have all merged into one huge wet miserable cycle. Not that I totally dislike the rain. In fact I love rain. I am the first to smile when I see rain. But that is normal rain, not the constant rain we have had for a few years. Still, we always have global warming to look forward to.........

(whispers) we do still have global warming don't we?

(voice off!) Scientists are working on something more feasable!)

That's it from me, goodnight!

©SKC

SPAM

Well there I was, thinking my opinion counts so I followed the link and registered my email address to partake in frequent surveys. Great! 

I will change the world!! (Looks to camera!)

*TUMBLEWEED*

Ok! I will get my opinion out there?

*tumbleweeds' tumblweed*

Erm No! Basically my email address has been passed on to every filthy vile website out there. Including emails with virus attached!  

(Joanna Lumley voice.)  'You have 52 new emails!' 

Sadly not that popular!  Ok there's 2 from 'One heck of a Woman' and one from me mate in Manchester but the other 49 are just all   V14gra cli1oris p3n1le 1mpl4nts 3rea5t enl4rgem3nt and high street banks begging me to disclose my personal details! Now I don't wish to presume, but you do know your bank will never ever ever ask you to send personal details over the internet. No I don't think you are thick but then people are fooled. Usually those nice people with the rose tinted spectacles!

So think on dear reader, be wary of where you send your email details to or, set up an email address for anything other than personal emails. 

Now, have you seem my tin opener?

©SKC