Sunday, 13 July 2008

The Credit Crunch Ate My Hamster - Shock.




Look into my eyes not around the eyes into the eyes, click you're brainwashed!  

As I awake from my slumber I had thought that most people were still asleep, but I was wrong.  Whilst the majority of sheep are asleep and live their lives by the box in the corner or the newspaper they read (aren't UK newspapers the pits?) many people are no longer fooled by the tosh and drivel that pours into their lives.

Speaking to colleagues about the Credit Crunch. We discuss its origins and if it actually exists. What is clear that the CC only exists in our minds and its there that this little device is sat waiting to create a reaction to other matters. It's comparable to the global warming myth, and how people react to questioning its validity despite the plethora of 'scientists' who argue the opposite. The government funded scientists will continue to argue its existence and award themselves with a god like status. The BBC and gutter TV like ITV & C4 (vomits) and presumably global TV companies will fly out a reporter to the poles and lecture us about greenhouse gases and warns us not to waste energy due to its impact on the environment and cuts to a shot of a melting iceberg. Meanwhile, the gagged scientists left locked in the cupboard are not given any airtime. 

The CC is a piece of fiction. It is created to get you to think in a different way. The BBC Breakfast news last week flashed up the word RECESSION in red yes red no really it was RED! to add kudos to its story. (Ah the power of three!) The ' be afraid, be very afraid, tone of voice really sets you up for the day. Worrying about your job and repaying the mortgage, the cost of that collapsable bidet from Asda.   But they have announced job cuts at Ventura. Not the first time!  A loaf of bread has gone up by ten pence. Don't buy that second ipod then.  People can't sell their houses. The quick buck scenario had to burst its bubble. The only people who benefitted was the estate agent (latin for thieving bastards) and the greedy selfish people who saw a property as a quick buck opportunuty. Stuff the fact that it keeps others in poverty. As long as 'I'm' OK then that's fine. As long as I can cream some of the profit to get that brand new car, then I will feel ok about myself!!  But truthfully, it would seem this manufactured state of mind is designed to make you scared and then the govt will step in, make it all OK and you will feel confident, comfortable and all sheep like again.  Good on you, but I fear you are so insecure in this whilst asleep, that you becoming either angry or defiant in your slumber. It's like you enjoy being controlled in this way. Like your day is not complete without your daily dose of brainwashing. I'm not saying stop watching Corrie or Eastenders, but just open your mind. I know that human sheep get very annoyed and anger when their slumber is disturbed, but you are being awoken for a reason. Stop the rot!

Freddy Starr, what are you doing here?

MR©

Saturday, 12 July 2008

SHILPA SHETTY




It's old news now, but hey! I never said I was the news. Just that I happened upon a picture of Shilpa Shetty and it reminded me of the shameful spectacle by the three vile women on celebrity BB a few years ago. I mean celebrity? I had heard of Shilpa and motor mouth kebab cockney sparrow jade, but didn't even recognise the other vile creatures involved in the embarrasing fiasco the Channel 4 alleges to be entertainment. But I remember the air of dignity and the class that just simply oozes out of Shilpas pores. The most magnificent stature and the breath taking beauty that she has and her dignified demeanor. In contrast, the British women were rough, un-educated, common foul mouthed boozed up creatures that seems to be the increasing norm in UK society. Oddly enough, what I believe was apparent was that Shilpas' standards may, just may have some connection to the Britain of the past. What a shame. We have so much to thanks India for and maybe could do with a few lessens on dignity and composure.

MR©

LEEDS IS SAD



Ahhhhh! Poor Leeds. Its feeling so sad because it isn't going to have a tall skyscraper!  I know we have the vile poorly built cheap looking pile of dog mess called Bridgewater Place, but that's it. (Take a close look if you don't believe me!) 

Leeds proudly displayed all the plans for future skyscrapers in the Yorkshire Post etc. It looked like an exciting opportunity to me. But then, the amount of empty office space in leeds surely did not warrant this level of development.  Then there are the uninspiring 'apartments' (they used to call them flats until somebody got a few bob and went all pretentious!)  They are overpriced tosh.  The council flats in Leeds are better built and, whilst not as pretty, will probably outlive a lot of the recently added drivel that is a blot on the Leedscape! 

For those who have the misfortune of having to work in Leeds, you will know that the city comes to a standstill when it rains, snows or somebody coughs. This tiny little town may think like London but that's where the similarity ends. Yes I want a modern vibrant city, but I don't want every tiny bit of land or car park turned into another white elephant that the CT payers will have to subsidise or even fund the demolition of in the future. I want a Leeds where I can escape the rat race at lunch time and actually find somewhere to sit ffs! Somewhere that doesn't have a crane on it or over it. The area at the back of the train station was a car park before. Not pretty I admit, but was one of the areas of Leeds to create the illusion of space. You could even go and sit by the canal side in the warm weather.  The area that was meant to be Lumiere would make a superb recreational area. Plant trees and replace the foundations with park benches. The demise of the scheme may be a blow to the reputation of Leeds and its public servants, but I think there are many ways in which we, the citizens can benefit, and that is by the fact that the already overcrowded roads buses and trains will be minus the plethora of hard hatted yellow vested construction men, for the time being anyway. 

Leeds should consider removing some if its warts, the biggest of which is the Merrion Centre. This gilded prison has made Arnold Ziff extortionately wealthy. If the CT payers in Leeds new how much this man made from each floor per wing of Merrion House them you would know why he isn't popular with me.  Every dog has its day, the Merrion Centre along with its younger sibling the St John's Centre should be raised to the ground. The offices currently in use could easily be moved to vacant office space throughout the city.  

Maybe the councils public servants could use some of our money to commission the artist whose work adorned the ends of buildings around Kitson College and the Public Servants offices for decades to create the illusion of wealth, the illusion that all is well in Leeds. because, seemingly, a few tall towers would make all the difference. 

MR©

Thursday, 10 July 2008

CREDIT CRUNCH? WHAT BLITHERING CREDIT CRUNCH?




Credit crunch. What the *&%$ is the credit crunch? This thing is so dangerous its eating our skyscrapers. It's more dangerous than a pandemic flu, HIV and Rabies combined. It appears on the BBC and SKY News, it's in your newspapers and on the radio. It's usually red in colour, large font. If you see it run for your life! If it is capable of halting concrete and steel, think what it can do to your mind?


Wake up! You are falling asleep at the wheel of life! The government indeed the whole bunch that run the world, (that'll be the illuminati then,) want you to feel so insecure. They want you to panic and not sell your house, buy that fridge or that new TV because they have you by the genitals!!! When they decide they want you to feel comfortable, they will tell you all is well with the world. They will tell you it's OK to move house or buy that TV. They will convince you that they have controlled this nasty Credit Crunching monster and it's safe to come out from the back of the setee. Well, it may as well be an episode of Dr Who because it's all fiction. This nasty monster is created for you to maintain the illusion of life. That those in power can create monsters and then tell you they have made it safe for you. That all is well thanks to them. You, feeling all warm and cosy and safe can then go and buy your new goods and be content with the world. They rub their hands together and slap each other on the backs and plans their next global disaster or evil war. I have to get a new flaming logo for me blog now. Because that is how it has affected me and people I speak to, people with open eyes, people who don't baaaa, they just say, 'what credit crunch?' Are we waking up at last? Meanwhile, on channel 4 .............

©SKC

Saturday, 5 July 2008




Bit of an unusual subject to have isn 't it? I mean Islam?  Am I a muslim? Am I Asian? Erm, no actually. But I have a very open mind. So expect to see a few postings about Islam and it's wonderful people.

My Hero the Prophet

Permit me to mention the last Prophet of God, Prophet Muhammad. (PBUH)

OK, PBUH means Peace Be Upon Him. Peace in heaven that is. After all, the Prophet Muhammad gave the last 20 or so years of his life to receiving the word of Allah (God) via the arch Angel Gabriel. The Prophet was an illiterate simple man. And yet the words of the Holy Qu'ran passed through him by some higher devine spirit and were scribed by people selected for their ability to do this following each revelation. For example , comparable to the person taking shorthand to give a word for word account of a meeting.  These words became the Holy Qu'ran, and it is generally believed that these words are the most beautiful in the Arabic language. Pretty good for a humble illiterate merchant!! The prophet was extremely compassionate person and it is widely accepted that anyone who met him was completely in awe of him. 

During the last few years, I have broken with the British mould and actually opened my eyes to Islam. I am not a Muslim and cannot say if I ever will become a Muslim. But I have to say, that I have never been so moved by this amazing brilliant man. I have always loved Asian people and am completely jealous by their sense of community that eluded the Brits decades ago. I will always admire the way that Muslim people sit back, day after day, and watch their national newspapers, their national TV broadcasters and their countrymen, totally insult their very soul, and yet remain totally the epitome of what Islam teaches. Their belief system is to be envied for the way it unites and liberates peoples. Yet the western media are transfixed on those that abuse Islam and those nations who have made their own version of Islam.  They are obsessed with a few lads from the north as though these lads actually represented Islam.

Our governments tell us of all these 'threats', but cannot prove their existence. The American government commit mass murder and blame Islam to justify their greed for oil. And yet, I believe that Muslims are equally capable of trading oil as opposed to having it raped from the ground by the west.  Maybe we lost the community spirit as a result of our 'leaders' who hardly demonstrate it.  Or is this their agenda? To create 'their global community?' 

Whatever happens. no lying puppet like George Bush or Tony Blair will ever change the hearts and minds of muslims. Yet another victory for the last Prophet whose wisdom and compassion shines through every muslim 1400 years since his death. Now there is something to be proud of. 

©SKC